Kermit the Frog, Elmo, and Cookie Monster's Road Trip to Colorado! (Uncensored Version)

SCRIPT
Cookie Monster: The fuck you looking at?

Michael: What are you doing?

Sean: He Just Woke up Cookie Monster, you gotta like... inform him on...

Cookie Monster: Shut the fuck up!

Sean: Whoa whoa! Where did this come from? Hey No no no no no stop stop that's copyright don't play that that's straight. Don't do that!

Michael: Play it.

Sean: No no no stop stop stop don't... (Copyright music) NO Cookie Monster GODDAMN IT! | GODDAMN IT, That's my Smart water Maybe if you drink it you won't be so STUPID.

Cookie Monster: (Drinks Smartwater) Fuck you.

(Sean Trying to stop Cookie Monster from Messing with the car lights.)

Cookie Monster: Ha! You Bitch!

Sean: Wanna know what I have the power to do?

Cookie Monster: GET THAT CAMERA OFF ME!

Sean: Wanna know what I have the power to do right now?

Cookie Monster: (Screaming while he is being blown outside)

(Sean and Steven Talking Crap about Kermit)

Kermit the Frog: Can you shut the fuck up I'm trying to sleep!

Sean: We're Trying to talk shit about you Kermit!

Kermit the Frog: Fuck you.

(Sean and Steven still talking crap about Kermit)

Kermit the Frog: Guys Shut the fuck up!

Sean: Kermit we have to get up, we're in Tennessee right now we have to get to Nebraska ok? We're on a road trip. What are you looking at?

Kermit the frog (Distance): I don't wanna get up.

Sean: You don't wanna get up? You have to get up dude, Kermit you have to.. Kermit get up.

Kermit the Frog: No!

Sean: Kermit get your.. GET YOUR ASS UP!

(Steven Throws a pillow at Kermit)

Steven + Sean: (Laughter)

Sean: Damn you nailed him!

Steven: (Still Laughter)

Sean: You fucking nailed his ass! Kermit you alright there bud?

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