Elmo

Elmo is a major character on the Are U Super Cereal YouTube Channel.

Personality
Like Kermit, Elmo seems to be somewhat absent-minded and sometimes even downright stupid. However, Elmo is often more mature than Kermit, but also tends to be very gullible and easily manipulated by Kermit. All the dogs (Gunther, Mia, and Jasper) hate him.

Species
Elmo's species is shrouded in mystery. In the episode "Elmo and Kermit's backyard Challenge", Kermit and Michael reveal they are unaware what Elmo is exactly. Initially, even Elmo was unaware what he was but later claimed he was a "Guidava". At one point, Kermit stated that Elmo's species is the prey of ostriches, but this is probably incorrect.

Drug Use
Also like Kermit, Elmo has the tendency to take drugs. Many times, he is shown to have a cocaine addiction, even resorting to snorting flour. When he and Sean were playing with the blue screen room, Elmo's eyes stared blankly and his mouth dropped a little, and his speech had even slowed. Sean even uses his Mr. Mackey voice to say "Drugs are bad, m'kay?" to which Elmo slowly replies "Yeah...drugs are bad." He later reveals that he became high from toothpaste, but then snaps out of it after Sean says it's not possible to get high from it. Then he goes out and rapes his mom, Elmo once gave Kermit LSD-laced joints, and even says "We tripped BALLS!", indicating that Elmo may have also smoked it.

Clones
Elmo has many clones, which he sometimes uses in his schemes with Kermit. He created the clones with a cloning machine he obtained from Constantine, then used them to attack Sean and take over the house. One of the clones was cooked by Kermit, but disappeared shortly afterwards. One of his clones was possibly set on fire by Sean, and Elmo recruited his clones in his scheme to get rid of the Alien Mob. Another one appeared when someone knocked at the door, much to Kermit's shock and annoyance. He also used his clones to help him and Kermit distract Sean. After helping him steal Sean's Escalde, Elmo sold them to an unknown individual, much to Sean's amusement and Kermit's disbelief.

Deaths
Elmo has died many times, through none of them are permanent. He was in a freezer for a week, and was left there again after being discovered by Kermit. He committed suicide by jumping out the car window. He was presumably killed after being taken by an unknown supernatural entity. He killed himself after he made a belly flop into the pool from the balcony.

Kermit
Kermit is for the most part Elmo's best friend. However, Elmo tends to be absent-minded and gullible, allowing Kermit to easily trick and manipulate him. Kermit also does not hesitate to harm Elmo, such as leaving him in the freezer for 2 weeks and constantly cutting Elmo's hand without remorse. Elmo will sometimes come to his senses and get angry at Kermit, though this is not effective at all. Elmo also doesn't care about Kermit, giving him LSD joints and threatening to fuck him up with a pair of pliers while robbing Sean. Multiple times, Kermit and Elmo have had sexual relations, like when Kermit forced himself on Elmo or forced Elmo with a handgun. There only one known time where Elmo agreed to have sex with him.

Timrek
When Elmo first met Timrek, he admired him for being a legitimate magician and getting him clean without having to take a bath. Despite this, Timrek does not hesitate to bully Elmo and do terrible magic tricks on him. Elmo also tends to mess with Timrek; he once burned Timrek's top hat, bow tie, and cane on purpose as admitted in Kermit the Frog, Elmo, and Cookie Monster's Road Trip to Colorado!, He was afterwards poofed into a Pringles can.

Cookie Monster
Cookie Monster and Elmo seem to have very little interactions with one another. In one episode, he openly says that he "doesn't like the blue bastard".

Sean/Steven/Michael
Just as Kermit maintains a friendship with Sean, Michael, and Steven, Elmo also manages to do the same. Unfortunately, also like Kermit, he sometimes insults and looks down on them. He at one point assisted Kermit in robbing Sean's LED lights.

Jigsaw
Jigsaw is an enemy of Elmo. Elmo first met him when he and Kermit were captured by him, while looking for Sean, who was kidnapped by Jigsaw four months prior. When Jigsaw resurfaced, he sent a figure in a pig mask to capture Sean and Elmo, wanting revenge, and he also kidnapped Kermit, Michael, Joey, Brian and Sergio a few days earlier.

Angry Mom
Angry Mom is an enemy of Elmo. In one video, Mom drives Sean, Steven, Michael, Kermit, Elmo, Towelie, and Gunther to the beach, on the way to the beach Mom beats Elmo up in the car for not siting down and being annoying.

Jobs
Contrary to Kermit, Elmo does not have very many occupations.

Chef
Elmo has appeared on many of Kermit's cooking shows called Kermit's Kitchen. In the first episode, he attempts to hold the apple so Kermit can accurately cut it, only to have his hand cut by a knife. Kermit later puts him on a cooking tray and bakes him in the oven which actually was his clone, which the REAL Elmo told Kermit while he was riding Frank.

Witness Protection
In one episode, Elmo has Sean relocated to protect him from an Italian mobster, indicating that he has his own witness protection program. However, Elmo demands that Sean pay $10 thousand a week in exchange for protection.

Doctor
Elmo assists a man known as "The Doctor" in fixing Kermit's right eye. Elmo even attempts to finish the job with a lightsaber.

Ghost Hunter
When Kermit and Michael investigate Cripple Creek, Kermit enlists Elmo as his assistant. However, the two split up after hearing a strange noise. Elmo is later taken by a ghostly figure and disappears thereafter.

Park Greeter
When the members of Are U Super Cereal went to Colorado State Park, Kermit and Elmo sat at the entrance and greeted people as they entered.

Quotes

 * "I'm eighty n*****"
 * "Can you not drive like a frick you don’t have a fricking drivers licence
 * "YOU fricking dump face
 * "Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Get off of me!"
 * " AM I F*CKING HIGH RIGHT NOW? WHAT THE F*CK DID I JUST SEE?"
 * "Am I seeing myself? Am I in a mirror?"
 * "And then a lightsaber to finish him off!"
 * "And use Kermit's frog weaner
 * "Because Elmo doesn't want to."
 * frick
 * "Bye crap\
 * "Cuase fuck you"
 * "Cause I'm a literate, i can't write."
 * "Cocaine!"
 * "Crap, not again."
 * "Don't make me pull this on you. I'll destroy man kind for you
 * "Don't move, Don't move.""Fine!"
 * I sell off brand crap to donold trump
 * don’t you dare
 * "Will you guys Shut the frick up
 * "Gawd!"
 * "God's not in Hell."
 * "He's not our new roommate, he beats my ass all the time!!"
 * "Heil!"
 * "Heil Zitler!"
 * "I'm a GÃ¼diva."
 * "I'm a monkey!"
 * "I'm building a car!"
 * "I'm feeling it."
 * "I'm thankful for my friends...and...and family...and...number 1, and number 2, and number 3, and numb-"
 * "I've been here!"
 * "ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM!"
 * "Ignore him."
 * "I need extra spit, extra spit, EXTRA SPIT!!!!!"
 * "It's up my butthole
 * "It was laced with LSD."
 * "I want a sundae!"
 * "I want ice cream!"
 * "Open the door."
 * "Sharing's for freaks
 * "Shut up! we're trying to help!"
 * "So, you're blaming on me? huh, huh, huh, huh?"
 * "Subscribe to Elmo’s dump cits al
 * It’s time to get shwifty in here
 * "Sup crap
 * "That's adorable!"
 * "That's him, that's the kid, he sold me the candy!"
 * "That's the sun, you dumpster
 * "Toothpaste..."
 * "Um no I'm enjoying it."
 * "Well this is Hell for me."
 * "WE TRIPPED dump
 * "What's that? Is that a panda?"
 * "What? You got someone pregnant? Miss Piggy's sister? What the hell?
 * "What are you? Italian?
 * "Whose child is this?"
 * "Yeah, I hid your stupid CANE, and your stupid TOP HAT, and your stupid BOW TIE!"
 * "Yeah...............drruuuggsss aarreeeee baaaddd...."
 * "Yeah it is, and then a dog dragged me through the frick "You're a idiot
 * "You're a crap
 * "You're Green!"
 * "You frick
 * "You cheated on me
 * "You cut me, you wood pecker
 * == you look like a weaner head==
 * ha, ha, I SIAD HA!
 * we're trying to fuck you asshole
 * SAYONARA BITCH!

Trivia

 * Elmo is a popular character on the popular children's show Sesame Street.
 * He is voiced by Steven, a.k.a. TheDaiTrickster.
 * He almost got a date with Miss Piggy before Kermit interrupted his phone call.
 * When he and Kermit robbed Sean, Elmo used pliers as a weapon.
 * Various times, he claims to be a "güdiva", technically meaning he can shed his skin after having a near-death experience, basically making him immortal.
 * He and Kermit tracked and killed Paisley Houndstooth, much to Sean's dimay