Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster is a minor character on Are U Super Cereal.

Personality
Generally, Cookie Monster appears to be a stupid, absent-minded monster, and sometimes his vocabulary is limited. He craves cookies above all foods, and even resorts to turning a sandwich and a pizza into cookies. He also Rarely shown doing Sex Actions with Cookies. He is also known as a chronic liar.

Kermit
Cookie Monster seems to have disregard for Kermit, despite Kermit occasionally claiming to be his friend. Cookie Monster claims to be better than Kermit when it comes to cooking, being able to magically turn any food into anything (for example, he turns flour and sugar into Lunchables, and later turns cheese cubes, lunch meat, and a potato chip into a sandwich). Whenever he magically creates another food, he often turns it into cookies for his own pleasure.

Cookie Monster also has the tendency to physically abuse Kermit. In Cooking with Cookie Monster! Kermit the Frog and Cookie Monster's Cooking Show, Cookie Monster broke Kermit's neck and slammed him on a plate of food when he mocked his sandwich. During the Christmas edition of Kermit's Kitchen, Cookie Monster also hit Kermit in the head with a cookie sheet.

Officer Cookie
Cookie Monster, after a long absence due to nonspecific crimes, later resurfaced as a police officer. Officer Cookie made a scant few appearances, most notably one where he got on Kermit's case for impersonating an officer (despite the evidence that Cookie Monster himself was doing so). He later appeared in a Cook Off where three teams, Kermit and Swedish Chef, himself and Clone 342, and Elmo and Big Bird. Cookie Monster was apparently on good terms with 342, though the clone did brandish a knife at him several times, and it devolved into complete chaos when Cookie Monster slammed his face into the concoction he was making.

Sean
Cookie Monster tends to be on good terms with Sean, though he often tends to piss him off. For example, he made Sean angry when he turned Kermit's mushroom pizza into cookies, and at one point bothered Sean in the front seat during a road trip. Cookie Monster seems to be cool with Sean, and instead of chastising Sean for ruining his videos with his hiccups, he just says, "It's okay, I know you bitch anyway."

New Appearance
Cookie Monster made a new appearance in 'Kermit The Frog, Elmo, & Cookie Monster STEAL a Cadillac Escalade! (Cookies 4 Hire)', Cookie Monster makes an appearance with a new look and functions like the Cookie Monster seen on Sesame Street, which takes two people to control Cookie Monster. He also appeared in an episode of BS Network next to Sean. This version of Cookie is prone to losing his pupils. It is currently unknown where this Cookie Monster resides, as he hasn't appeared with the gang at the new Trollmansion.

Quotes

 * "I'm going to crumb!!! I'M GOING TO CRUUUUMB!!!!!"
 * "The f*ck you looking at?"
 * "It's a cantaloupe."
 * "Wait...what am I doing?"
 * "It's the Cookie Monster show!"
 * "Put down....uh...I love you."
 * "Now, we make sammich."
 * "Hello. I am Jorge."
 * "Shut up, or you go in pot too."
 * "Blum...blum...crumb!"
 * "Is my singing good?"
 * "Yes!"
 * "You have cookies?"
 * "Well, what the fuck am i here for?"
 * "This is my girlfriend."
 * "I'm gonna go."
 * "Hey! That's rude!"
 * "I'm not bitch like Elmo, I kick your ass!"
 * "Mushrooms."
 * "No, I'm so sorry! PLEASE! LIVE! NOOOO!"
 * "Well, this is awkward, I kinda turned her into a seasoning."
 * "Eat it."
 * "That Domino's."
 * "Why doesn't he stop being bitch?"
 * "Calm down. Move your mouth when you talk."
 * "It's not my fault."
 * "Ow my head! AAAAAHHH!"
 * "Can you shut the fuck up? You're annoying."
 * "You son of bitch! EAT IT!"
 * "I robbed the cookie store! And had sex with all the cookies... they were cream filled"
 * "I came to talk to you about Jesus...er, I mean Cookie Christ"
 * "He looks like a bitch!"
 * "I'm going to crumb... I'M GOING TO CRUMB! AHHHH!"
 * "So do you ladies come here often?"
 * "Ha. You bitch."
 * "I think I'm in love.
 * “Shut the fuck up!!”

Trivia

 * Cookie Monster was one performed by Michael for one line, a deep guttural 'YEAH' when agreeing with someone.
 * The reason Cookie Monster became a cop was because the group lost the original Cookie Puppet during a move.